My new cologne has a penis on it. Stef got me a sample of this cologne (J.P. Gaultier’s “Le Male”) and I really liked it. So I ordered a bottle and it came yesterday. Lo and behold, the bottle is shaped like the torso of a man, complete with a bulging package. I can’t believe I have to touch a penis everytime I wanna put on some cologne. Who’s genius marketing idea was this? I can’t decide whether to spray the cologne from the front or behind! I am having serious issues.
